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Sunday, November 07, 2004 my friend BB a.k.a john posted this on the ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS thread..so hilarious.. hahaha as a welcome segway and diversion during these difficult times, i would like to present a bar price list of the aa women. apparently, the aa men were put on a mock price list last night as to how much they could fetch on the whitebird market. 5,000.00 an hour maximum damage. here is our list and our vengeance: eytch - aside from her charming looks and much vaunted skills in the sack, she brings to the table a whole network of resources. her underworld contacts could provide horny patrons, several lifetimes' supply of professional flesh along with her own charms. gro/ future mamasan - 4,500.00 an hour MISBEHAVIN - rumored superb oral skills, enthusiasm, a bubbly personally, and a very active imagination make her the ideal phone sex operator. by talking to men alone on the phone, she could get them off and keep a massive influx of cash coming. phone sex operator - 6 hour shift, premium rate of 30 dollars an hour roughly equivalent to 1,665.00 an hour. eight of orbs - freak girl supreme. you want it, she'll do it. whips, chains, threesomes, dominatrix, group s**t, front door, back door, THE WORKS. done well, done right, done discretely. can cater to the most sublime kinkmasters out there and definitely not for the faint of heart. freaky dominatrix call girl - about 3,750.00 an hour. minimum 2 hours per session. deli - the prima dona in bed. likes to be pampered, served and serves it up as well. wants it rough, but usually slow and easy with lots of panting and huge energy expenditure. marathoners and triathletes most defintely welcome. exotic dancer (but available for take out after her set to lessen her energy level) - 1,500.00 an hour minimum 6 hour engagement - hourly rate is low because of high minimum time booking. sophia - shy geisha girl. subservient oriental comfort woman. very reserved, repressed, and quiet. only available to very select clientele for limited engagements only. will wash, clean, and even bathe clients but not too openly skilled in advanced kama sutra positions - yet very willing to learn. with the proper tutelage, can become a world class geisha escort. newbie geisha girl - complete geisha experience for limited short term stays in the country. 1,000.00 an hour, minimum 48 hour engagement. zerreit - bitchy, and very picky, escort. doesn't do a lot of tricks and may occassionally shove customers around if they get out of line (not in the kinky sort of way but just plain old slap 'em around). difficult to push, yet very marketable to intelligent and sophisticated s&m freaks. typically a pimp's nightmare. nasty, selective part time escort - price varies depending on availability, intelligence of client, her mood, time of the day, the alignment of the planets, chemical composition of the air, and whatever else reason she may come up with. a tough sell, so rate could go real low or skyrocket. ma - medically diagnosed nymphomaniac. will go run if she's in the mood and will not stop until she's satisfied. rough and tumble, wild and wooly. a true warrior. likes the job and doesn't hide it. relaizes all the tricks of the trade and uses them to her advantage. a true hustler who enjoys the game almost as much as the deed. a freak girl. porno actress - 3,500 an hour. lipstick - knows all the dirt on so many people. a veritable information repository. does not do the deed but knows everything about it from previous experiences and second hand information. retired from the trade yet still a useful resource in the trade. head mamasan - 500 an hour tip per inquiry. witchcat - caters to aging ex-playboys who still think they've got "it" and wanna do it with young looking chicks without going to jail. jalosjos syndrome without the legal complications. schoolgirl fantasies are her expertise, along with bondage, and feeding her man. schoolgirl fantasy escort / man feeder - 3,000 an hour. vixen - specializes in vocal sexual stimulation. can run the whole range of sweet heavenly singing but can also abruptly switch to sailor like cursing in a heartbeat. a sweet yet feisty temptress with the drinking capacity of most medium sized barangays. starlet - 5,000.00 an hour. extra charges if she has to sing. plus all her ladies drinks. debonaire - crackwhore transvestite streetwalker. hangs out near atrium at night hoping to land stupid drunk tourists who might think he's a real girl despite his beard. 50 pesos whole night… anything you want… may sukli pa. -------------------------------------------------------- Marcus Vitruvius Pollio May the architect be high minded Not arrogant, but faithful, Just, and easy to deal with, Without avarice, not let his mind Be occupied in receiving gifts, But let him preserve his good Name with dignity. Have faith…faith that if you believe in something so much, the universe will conspire to make it happen margret at Sunday, November 07, 2004
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