Sunday, November 07, 2004

the grinch who stole cristmas...


Mahiwagang salamin ni boy abunda
Ewan ko ba, pero naaaliw ako kay kuya boy. Haha. Kuya ampotah. Close! Dali, kunyari ako yung iniinterview nya. Anything under the sun. ako naman si gaga, sasagot lang ng sasagot…

Boy abunda: hello margret. Now, imagine yourself in front of my mahiwagang salamin. Ok? And every question I ask you, jan ka lang sa salamin tumingin. Kausapin mo sya. Game?

Me: sisiw. Shoot!

Boy Abunda: define bad sex

Me : ahihi naku naman kuya boy. Kayo ha…hmmm…bad sex…boring. Routine. When they huff and puff but don’t blow the house down. Sex for the sake of scratching an itch on either side.

Boy Abunda: how do men make sex forgettable?

Me : kuya boy tungkol ba to lahat sa sex? Ahihi. Skipping foreplay. Going to the main thing right away.

Boy Abunda: when do you say a relationship works?

Me : ahihi…when it’s a joyride in every aspect. Not monotonous and with a lot of variations.
Boy Abunda: who do you think is the ideal partner? Someone you like but don’t love but is terrific in bed or someone you love but is a complete bedroom disaster?

Me: ahihi…kuya boy talaga.. yung second. I think it would be easier to work with that. What makes great sex is not where or how you’re touched. It’s how one expresses himself during this intimate moment. After all, he can be taught. If you choose someone you don’t like but is great in bed, forget it. What if you find him disgusting afterwards? Dabah?

Boy Abunda: bongga ka bakla. Salamat margret…. At magbabalik po ang…

Me: THE BASH!!!!!!! WAHAAHAHAHAHAHA


SO MANY STUPID STARLETS, SO FEW COMETS

The buzz: ano sa tingin mo ang edge mo sa iba pang boldstars?
STARLET: edge? Edad?

Putangina ka. Maghubad ka na lang. Eto pa..hihirit pa ulit
The buzz: complete this sentence…”I’m born with….”
STARLET: I’m born with…san ako nanggaling? Hmmm…yung province namin sa davao

Juskopo…
Sunod naman yung bading na pangit..si ian valdez ata yun.. pinagmamalaki nya na sha yung pinakaunang bading na nagsuot ng darna costume

Ian: (habang gumigiling giling).. DARNA! Oh diba…jetlag! (jetsetter dapat yung sasabihin nya)

Tapos humirit pa…kakaiba daw shang bakla

Ian: at least hindi ako screaming PAYGOT!

Puta ka. Che!

Balik tyo sa starlet…diba lahat ng guests nila pinapasigaw nila ng “magbabalik po ang THE BUZZ!”

The buzz: …magbabalik po ang..

STARLET: THE BASH?

Sensha na wala akong masulat. wahahahahahaha




margret at Sunday, November 07, 2004

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