Friday, October 15, 2004

ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS: the few, the proud, and the drunk

from the AA's friendster profile
An Alcoholista can probably be defined as a uniquely special breed of Alcoholic. One who genuinely lives and embodies the true spirit of the drink - and the camraderie that comes with it. And, One who proudly stands faithful and true to the fellowship of people that one drinks with.

An Alcoholista may be both revered and reviled for a variety of reasons...amongst them, the view that Alcoholistas are the life of the Party - a misconception, considering that Alcoholistas are actually the Party itself. Whatever the Perception or Misconception, Alcoholistas are also known to care less about the tirades of others, and care more about the camraderie that we share in the bonds that we keep.

Some of the Common Traits of Alcoholistas include being...

A HEARTY DRINKER - Alcoholistas love their Alcohol with a Fervor. Whiskey, Wine, Vodka, Tequila, Liquor and Beer are usual regular staples (With brands like Jack Daniels, Jim Beam, Absolut, Stolichnaya, Cuervo, Baileys, Mudslide, San-Miguel and Red-Horse leading the list of preferences)

A HEAVY EATER - Bacchus once said that Good Wine will never be complete without Good Food. This is one area where a true Alcoholista will always happily oblige. From tasty BYOB Party fare...To zesty SFM Gimmick snacks; From Food-Trip Gimmicks announced on the fly...To Ultimate Buffet Raids planned weeks in advance - A true-blue Alcoholista relishes succulent, sumptuous cuisine, which is best enjoyed in the company of friends. (An Alcoholista's list of preferred dining establishments can put a Gourmand's list to shame: Whether its Curry at the Bombay Canteen, Japanese at Little Tokyo, Pasta at Amichi, Fastfood at GT & LKG, Burgers at 90 Proof & Speedzone, Pritson Wrap at Timpla, Crispy Pata at Dencios, or Everything at Dad's...Every Alcoholista is up to the Challenge!)

A HAPPY KANGER - A true Alcoholista recognizes the importance of Kang to ones physical, mental and emotional Health and Well-being. In fact, "Kang" is the only other acceptable excuse for missing a much anticipated AA gimmick. (Note that the other acceptable excuse being Work/Family. Sickness is not considered a valid excuse). Many legendary Kangers come from the ranks of Alcoholistas - this includes the boys behind Mr.Happy, Mr.Braggy, Da Anaconda, Da Balahura Cannon, and Da Cock; this also includes da gels (ALL of the AA GIRLS!) *heheheh*.

A GENUINE FRIEND - "Strength and Honor" is the byline of the Alcoholista code. True enough - perhaps the best practiced secret to the solidarity behind this group of wild, happy, feisty, drunken pervs is the fact that - you can count on an Alcoholista to be behind their brethren, sisthren and fellows at anytime, all the time. This is One Fellowship that refuses to be broken.

This is the essence behind every Alcoholista.
And These are the secrets behind the succesful bonding together of a varied mix of strong personalities and unique individuals: Of Drunks AND Of Pervs; Of DBF's in denial AND Of Self-Proclaimed Jologers; Of Kings & Queens of Kang AND Of Tigangers by Press-Release; Of Stealthy Operators AND Of Shock & Awers; Of Cheerleaders AND Of BasketBallers AND Of Just Plain Ballers. Together WE are the FELLOWSHIP OF THE DRINK!

*CHEERS!*

obyus bang wala akong masulat? kaya ipopromote ko na lng dito ang friskiest bunch sa mtc hahaha....

the testimonials...

ERGOE: Kami ay elitista. Bawal mag-Tagalog
pag kami ang inyong kausap.
(***rewind**) We are elitists. It is
explicitly forbidden for you to talk
to us in Tagalog, for we only speak in
English. We like making defamatory
comments about everybody. It is thus
but natural for everybody to hate us.
It is this hate which drives everybody
to make us the center of their
attention. Being worthless arrogant
snobs, we take pride in the intellect
and quality of our little crew (which
is getting smaller by the day).
AHAHAHAHA! Truthfully though, we're
just a group of dorky bastards (who
never get laid and just end up
disappointing our f*ck when we do
manage to get some) brought together
by the only thing that makes us happy--
ALCOHOL. We are the few, the proud,
and the drunk. And you know how
somebody once said you should never
get in a fight with drunks? Whoever he
was, he was right.


LORIE: The Alcoholistas consist of very
colorful characters. We've got an
anaconda, a retired porn star, an oc
mod, an eternal flirt, a bingkong
king, a buking king, a cuking ina, a
gas-sniffing engineer, an evil one, an
oc kitty, a resident bodyguard,
etcetera, etcetera. Makes me wonder
why we attract them psychobitches.
Seriously though, they are the nicest
bunch of misunderstood assholes and
bitches I have ever met, and I
wouldn't want them in any other way.
Life without them would be very very
dull. We may be proud, we may be few,
but we are proud of being one of the
few truest, nicest, funniest, good
looking drunks in the whole wide
world. :)


DONNA: HIC!

MARGRET beautiful people inside and
out...AWARD!

VICKY We put the F in Fun...The U in
Unsinkable...The C in Cerebral...The K
in Kang...The E in Exclusive (according
to some people)...the R in
Renegades...and the S in SOLID. In
short, we are FUCKERS! Nyahahahaha!


KRUNCH:ako lang ang
tanging alcoholista na may lisensyang
gumamit ng tagalog, pabalbal man o
patalinhaga sa kadahilanang..dumurugo
ang aking ilong at wepaks whenever i
speak english..if you know what i
mean?..mwehehehe ...sa tinagaltagal ng
aking pagsamasama o pag karaykaray sa
mga laki sa layaw na mga lashengong
ito..isa lang ang aking napansin..bukod
sa nakalalangong likido,pagniniig at
higit sa lahat pangaalipusta ng kapwa,
sa maniwala kayo't hindi, ang buong
kapisanan ay may dambuhalang puso, na
kayang tumulong sa sino mang
nangangailangan, ilang beses ko ng
nasaksihan ito...sa alfaro, ng tulungan
ng isang miembrong mag palit ng gulong
ang isang grupo ng kabataan na na
PLATAN ng gulong...sa PASIG..ng sama
samang pagtulungan ng 4 na miembro na
pawiin ang kati ng dalawang kaluluwa na
uhaw sa kalinga...kaya sa inyong lahat
sa kapatiran!!! isang lang ang masasabi
ko pagkatapos ng

TREBS: The United Nations of MTC. Known for
it's genteel, well-bred, and moneyed
gentlemen and luciously, sinfully
delicious ladies.

MEC:My gawsh, Alcoholistas rule ever!! I
mean not only are they fakkin'
individuals who can bloody stand up on
their own and manage their own affairs,
they're also exciting to be with. I
swear! where else can you find people
who can make badminton a laugh fest? Or
people who can make parking at a Caltex
station all kinds of memorable and
educational? I mean, they just go to
anywhere and everywhere and their girls
just keep moaning everytime. it's sooo
masaya ever!!

People keep saying we're mean and cruel
and so what? if what we say is
the bloody truth, how can that be mean
at all? It surely isn't our fault
if we put a premium on truth
devah? What if we're intolerant of
wrong grammar by pretentious people?
And so what if we all have boats? So
what din if we're allergic to turtles
& love spending good money on good
food and drinks? Every group is
entitled to its quirks after all.
And we'd always remain, THE FEW, THE
PROUD, the SEXY

margret at Friday, October 15, 2004

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